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14 Dogs Not Stoked With Their Hair Cuts

The looks on these dog’s faces says it all. Here are the inner-monologues of some honest pooches that are not so stoked with their dodgy dog hair cuts.

1. “You’ve Betrayed My Trust, Sharon.” 

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 2. “This Just Escalates My Gender Confusion.” 

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3. “The Hair Hides My Inner Turmoil.”

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4. “I’m Leaving You. Bathing Me In Veet Was The Last Straw.” 

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5. “Believe Me When I Say ‘I Will Have My Vengeance.’ “     

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6. “I Asked For The Chewbacca… Not The Princess Leia.”

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7. “They Said ‘You’ll Look Great With Bangs!’ – I Knew Better.”

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8. “My Groomer Has Parkinsons – Which Sucks For Him – But I Think We’re Both Suffering For It.”

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9. “I Can’t Fetch Sticks Anymore… People Keep Mistaking Me For A Swiffer.”

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10. “I Used To Be In Finance, These Days I Grow Organic Vegetables And Eat Quinoa. Hey, Can You Help Crowd Fund My Solo Album?”

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11. “I Gave Up Fighting It A Long Time Ago. It Was Just Easier That Way.”

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12. “Therapy Has Really Helped, But I’m Not Out Of The Woods Just Yet.”

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13. “It’s Hard Knowing Honey Boo Boo Has More Swag Than Me.”

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14. “No Comment.”

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